Squidward gets ready to go out on a date and SpongeBob assists him with a “practice date.”

A community bulletin board is posted inside the Krusty Krab. While it attracts positive comments at first, an anonymous user begins bullying and insulting people. SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs hold a stakeout to find out who it is.

Bubble Bass is forced to move from his mother’s basement to his grandmother’s house. He tricks SpongeBob and Patrick into moving his belongings by promising them a free lunch.

SpongeGuard on Duty: When Larry the Lobster is short one man for lifeguard duty, SpongeBob volunteers. Larry describes all the perks of the jobs: tanning, the chair, the whistle, the attention. What SpongeBob doesn’t get is that you have to be able to swim. SpongeBob takes the job and spends all his energy trying …

SpongeBob and Patrick are hired to babysit a very old lady, who attempts to escape from them.

Krabby Land: It’s summer break, and Mr. Krabs wants to squeeze every penny out of the children who are out of school. He take a pile of rusty old junk and concocts a playground of sorts, and promises them that if they pay to play and eat Krabby Patties, Krabby the Klown will appear to […]

The Card: The new Mermaidman and Barnacleboy trading cards are on sale, and SpongeBob is determined to get the super special rare talking card, no matter how many packs of cards he needs to buy to find it. He buys packs upon packs of cards, but no luck. But when Patrick buys just one pack, […]

Loading the player... Plankton and Karen fake their Bikini Bottom move-out and the former disguises as a florist named Petunia. Initially, Plankton uses it as another ploy to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but he eventually begins to like his newfound occupation.

Blackjack: SpongeBob’s parents are missing. All clues of their whereabouts point to his nefarious cousin Blackjack, the family bully who used to torment SpongeBob when they were little. If SpongeBob wants to see his parents again, he must face his fears and stand up to Blackjack on his own.

Patrick tries to become as dirty as possible, eventually being covered in slime and garbage. While the smell drives other people away, SpongeBob continues to hang around with Patrick, getting covered in trash as well. It turns out Patrick took a bath after getting covered in trash, and the trash covered Patrick was its own […]

Loading the player... After Patrick ends up sleeping for a week at Jellyfish Fields, he is unable to stay asleep when he goes to bed that night, so he resorts to many methods to get himself to fall asleep. After many unsuccessful attempts, SpongeBob tells Patrick he needs the Sandman to help him fall asleep, […]