Upon finding a world record book in the Krusty Krab’s dumpster, Sandy is determined to break all the records. SpongeBob joins her, but soon worries that she is getting too obsessed and tries to destroy the book.

Bored with his life, Patrick is inspired by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to become a superhero. He attempts to stop crime in Bikini Bottom, doing more harm than good, until he unmasks the Dirty Bubble in the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob buys Gary a red ball, but worries when Gary is obsessed with the ball and seems to care about it more than him.

SpongeBob’s milkshake license has expired, so he enrolls in the militaristic Milkshake Academy to renew it.

Squidward gets into a severe accident that causes his brain to swell up and he physically and mentally regresses to the state of a baby. SpongeBob and Patrick take care of him until he recovers.

Squidward discovers SpongeBob’s diary, and reads it to the customers of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is devastated, and Squidward is shunned by the town for invading his privacy.

Following another failed driving test, Mrs. Puff realizes that SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course, and takes him to an empty desert road to practice. While repeating a surreal mantra, SpongeBob is able to succeed at first, until he mistakenly drives into a busy intersection.

SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton team up to get rid of an urchin in the Krusty Krab.

Squidward is attacked in a dark alley and has his groceries stolen. He takes up karate training for self-defense with SpongeBob and Sandy.

Loading the player... Plankton is sentenced to jail, where he is highly respected by the prisoners for his continual schemes. He and the other criminals make a plan to break out of jail and then steal the Krabby Patty formula.

Plankton breaks SpongeBob’s spatula and gives him a high-tech one, which he remotely controls and speaks out of from the Chum Bucket. After earning SpongeBob’s respect, Plankton attempts to sabotage his job.

Purple goo bubbles begin to rise from Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and the other beachgoers have fun with the goo, while Sandy is insistent that they are dangerous. It is revealed to be a plot by Plankton, who attempts to destroy the Krusty Krab using a giant goo bubble.

A new bank opens in Bikini Bottom, and Mr. Krabs gets a safe deposit box. He is trapped inside and finds his way into the bank’s vault. SpongeBob and Patrick try to break into the vault, while Mr. Krabs slowly goes insane and hallucinates from oxygen deprivation.

To take his mind off the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton adopts a pet amoeba, whom he names Spot. Plankton has fun with Spot, until he runs away, and Plankton gets SpongeBob’s help to find him.

SpongeBob and Patrick are paranoid after watching a horror movie. Their screaming keeps Squidward awake, and he dresses up as the villain of the movie to scare them.

Old Man Jenkins orders a sandwich that the Krusty Krab does not sell. SpongeBob finds that this sandwich comes from a restaurant demolished years ago, and conducts a séance to speak to the restaurant’s owner and learn the recipe.

SpongeBob is obsessed with media sensation Kenny the Cat, who can hold his breath underwater for long periods of time. When Kenny visits Bikini Bottom, Sandy is skeptical. SpongeBob finds that Kenny is a fraud and uses an oxygen mask in private, but is convinced by Kenny not to tell anyone and ruin his popularity.

On a slow day at the Krusty Krab, Squidward refuses to work. Mr. Krabs comes up with a story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees. When a real yeti crab shows up, Squidward believes it is Mr. Krabs in disguise, and SpongeBob tries working twice as hard to make up for Squidward’s laziness.

Mr. Krabs wants to save five cents, so he has SpongeBob fired from his job. SpongeBob falls into a depression, and despite encouragement from Patrick, finds that he does not enjoy being unemployed. He takes his talents to multiple other restaurants, making Krabby Patty-style food that turns out to be delicious.

SpongeBob tries to take a shortcut to work, but ends up lost in the bad side of town.

Mr. Krabs teaches SpongeBob how to drive, but starts losing his patience.

Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening. Not wanting to be seen as a loser, he tries to find a friend to take with him, spending time with both the mailman and Larry. Both attempts fail due to the mailman hating his favorite hobby and Squidward mocking Larry when he wants to make a […]

Mr. Krabs creates a Krabby Patty only for business executives. Patrick buys a tie and glasses, but before he can receive his sandwich, he is confused for a businessman and taken to an office building. Unable to clear up their mistake, Patrick is involved in a boardroom meeting.

To boost morale, Mr. Krabs holds a low-budget company picnic. Plankton arrives, holding an extravagant picnic with his two robot employees, in an attempt to get Mr. Krabs and Squidward to work for him.

During a thunderstorm, Mr. Krabs tells an old story about his navy days: how his cooking skills were restrained by his mean captain, and how he fought off a pirate invasion.

SpongeBob starts to take care of many snails. He slowly grows isolated and loses his sanity, while Squidward suffers allergies from the snail slime.

Patrick enters a Krabby Patty eating competition to restore Bikini Bottom’s honor.

Loading the player... Patrick creates a new board game consisting of a variety of different games, and invites SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy to play it with him. However, Patrick starts to make up rules of the game as they go along.

Spongebob and Squidward accidentally flush Mr. Krabs’s safe containing the Krabby Patty secret formula down the toilet, so they go into the sewers to retrieve it. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs visits the new Krusty Krab Stadium, which has cheap plumbing systems.

SpongeBob buys a pair of long pants. He is viewed as fancy and mature, hanging out with a group of wealthy friends, but is conflicted when the Mermaid Man movie he wants to watch is deemed too childish.

Larry the Lobster opens a gym. SpongeBob is determined to become stronger, but ends up so muscular that he cannot work properly, while Larry is overwhelmed by amounts of paperwork and is unable to exercise.

Sandy reads a book on behavioral psychology, and sets up an observation to see how SpongeBob and Patrick act. Patrick is put in charge, leading him to act bossy when Sandy gives them various tasks.