Johnny answers an ad to babysit for a boy named Timmy, who has god-like superpowers. Johnny’s sheer idiocy puts him at odds with the omnipotent Timmy, who repeatedly transports him to a cornfield just outside the house.

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

Johnny watches Adam West solve children’s problems on TV while waiting for Bunny to return home from her trip to the market. When she is a minute late, Johnny immediately assumes that something has gone wrong, and seeks out West’s help to find her. The TV hero proves to be truly bizarre and illogical, and […]

Johnny takes Suzy to the circus, only to find that an evil ringmaster named Vivian Vixen has Jungle Boy under a mind control device.

Bunny fears that Johnny has grown out of control without supervision, and decides to hire him a nanny. She settles on Donny Osmond, whose overly cheerful attitude and childish ideas of fun drive Johnny crazy.

Johnny is kidnapped by two beautiful female aliens, who believe him to be the perfect human specimen.

After winning a cruise on a boat, Johnny accidentally gets on the wrong boat. Here, Johnny meets Captain Spleen, who expects Johnny to catch a legendary bad-mouth merman named Moby Jerk.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

Johnny unwittingly follows the instructions of a satanic notebook in an attempt to get buff, thus summoning a devil named Derek that enlists him to join on an evil rampage. When Johnny’s attempts to help him end up becoming good things, he possesses Johnny to use his body to wreak havoc on the entire world.

After being swept over a waterfall, Johnny and Carl come across hot native chicks.

Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

A prince from a far kingdom is bored of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him. Thus, the two switch places, and Johnny gets to be prince.

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.

Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their “relationship”, Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny plays lifeguard in hopes to attract chicks.

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with an annoying chimpanzee.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny’s TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

After causing numerous disasters for Carl, Bunny, and Suzy, Johnny wishes that he had never been born. Maurice, Johnny’s guardian angel, shows him what life would be like if he was never born, which actually turns out to be much better.

While guarding Carl’s science project, Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly.

When Johnny loses Bunny in a grocery store, he is given away to a foster family in Antarctica.

Johnny talks to a beautiful woman eating at Pops’ restaurant, and she tells Johnny that he is no gentleman. Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman, worthy of high society, within seven days.

Johnny trades the family cow for some magical hair tonic.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

Johnny visits the South Seas, where a giant female gorilla falls in love with him.

Johnny wins a free trip to Jerky Town and takes Pops with him. Johnny is going to be named successor of Jerky Town until Pops finds out the secret ingredient in the jerky. Pops reveals it, and Jerky gets Johnny and Pops thrown out.

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace. After Johnny takes the alien to Pops, a mob starts chasing them.

Bunny gets a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya, but Johnny thinks that he is only dating her for her money.