PreNibernation Week: Sandy is going into hibernation in one week and she wants to pack a million activities for her and SpongeBob to do together in that short time. SpongeBob is game and he starts off strong, but he can’t keep up with the adrenaline junkie Sandy. He doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by […]
Life of Crime: Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob and Pat that it’s okay to borrow things if you plan to return them one day. So SpongeBob and Patrick “borrow” a balloon from the Bargain Mart and they accidentally pop it. They realize that they can’t return it, so they are now criminals! Fearing a life in […]
Christmas Who?: Nobody in Bikini Bottom has ever heard of Christmas or Santa Clause until Sandy lets them in on this surface tradition. SpongeBob wants to bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom this year and his enthusiasm is infectious. Everyone gets into the spirit, waiting for Santa to arrive on the big day. Everyone except Squidward, […]
Survival of the Idiots: While Sandy is hibernating for the winter, SpongeBob and Patrick are fascinated by the snow they see inside the Treedome and want to play in it. When they try to sneak inside, Sandy warns them in a pre-taped video not to disturb a mammal when she’s hibernating. SpongeBob and Patrick, of […]
Dumped: One day, Gary starts following Patrick around and SpongeBob can’t figure out why. Slowly he grows more and more jealous and becomes determined to win Gary back. Patrick thinks SpongeBob should just accept that Gary’s with him now and move on with his life. SpongeBob tries to replace …
No Free Rides: SpongeBob attempts and fails his driving test again, but a ragged and fed up Ms. Puff wants him out of her classroom so she makes up some bogus extra credit for him so he can pass the test. This all backfires on Ms. Puff and the only way she can stop SpongeBob […]
I’m Your Biggest Fanatic: When SpongeBob and Patrick go to a jellyfishing convention, SpongeBob tries to join an exclusive, elitist jellyfishing club. Secretly, the club president thinks SpongeBob is not worthy, but for his own amusement he makes SpongeBob pass a series of grueling tests in order to join the club. The tests end up […]
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III: When Mermaidman and Barnacleboy go away for the weekend, they ask SpongeBob and Patrick to house sit for them. Inside the house, SpongeBob and Patrick discover the evil super villain, Man-Ray frozen in a tank. SpongeBob can’t help but unfreeze him and he cons them into setting him free by convincing […]
Squirrel Jokes: When SpongeBob starts telling derogatory jokes about squirrels, SpongeBob becomes an overnight stand up comedy sensation. At first, Sandy is a good sport about it, but soon people start treating her as if she really was stupid and smelly…
Pressure: Sandy and SpongeBob get into a fierce competition doing extreme underwater sports. The longer they compete, the more people they attract and soon SpongeBob has a small following who cheer him on as their underwater mascot and poo poo Sandy because she is a “land lubber.” The score is even until Sandy loses because […]
The Smoking Peanut: SpongeBob and Patrick visit the zoo and SpongeBob innocently tosses a peanut at a oyster in order to rouse it. The oyster goes crazy and suddenly the authorities demand to know what could have caused this. SpongeBob panics and denies that he knows anything about it. The dismayed oyster continues to cry, […]
Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward’s window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It’s The Flying Dutchman’s ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he’s so annoying. SpongeBob […]
Gary Takes a Bath: It’s time to give Gary a bath, but he doesn’t want to take one. SpongeBob tries to lure Gary into the tub but he refuses to go. In the end, Gary outsmarts SpongeBob by luring him outside. …
Welcome to the Chum Bucket: Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob’s fry cook contract in a bet with Plankton and SpongeBob is forced to go work at the Chum Bucket. While there, SpongeBob is so homesick that he can’t even fry up a single patty. At a loss, Plankton tries to comfort SpongeBob by showering him with […]
Frankendoodle: When SpongeBob and Patrick discover a pencil from the surface they begin to draw with it. Everything the draw, comes to life! Soon, they begin to do small, lame pranks on the neighbors, the last of which is a crude, rough sketch of SpongeBob they call “SpongeDoodle”. SpongeDoodle quickly escapes and starts pranking all […]
The Secret Box: Patrick has a box and he won’t show SpongeBob what’s inside of it because it’s a secret. SpongeBob can’t believe Patrick would keep something from him and he pretends not to care what’s inside the box, but secretly it’s driving him crazy. In the end, SpongeBob’s curiosity gets the better of him […]
Band Geeks: When Squidward’s rival from High School starts bragging to him about being a successful bandleader, Squidward lies and claims he has a successful band as well. His rival offers to let Squidward and his band pinch hit for him at the famous Bubble Bowl. Squidward jumps at the chance and then realizes he […]
Graveyard Shift: In order to increase profits, Mr. Krabs decides that the Krusty Krab will now be open 24 hours a day. He orders SpongeBob and Squidward to work all night – what’s known as the Graveyard Shift. At first SpongeBob is scared so Squidward taunts him by telling a scary tale about the “Hash […]
Krusty Love: Ms. Puff pays a visit to the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs is instantly smitten with her. He recruits SpongeBob to help him woo Ms. Puff. SpongeBob tries to play match maker, but he screws it all up and Mr. Krabs threatens his job at every turn. In the end, it turns out […]
Procrastination: SpongeBob has an assignment for boating school. He must write an 800 word essay before the next morning. SpongeBob starts to write it, but he gets distracted easily and can’t keep his mind on his work. The hours fly by and SpongeBob is exhausted. Delirious, he imagines his pants on the clothes line are […]
I’m with Stupid: When Patrick’s parents come over for Starfish Day, Patrick gets upset that they still think he isn’t very smart. SpongeBob offers to act stupid next to Patrick in front of Patricks’ parents in order to make Patrick look smarter, but their plan backfires when Patrick forgets that SpongeBob is just acting and […]
Sailor Mouth: SpongeBob reads a “bad” word off the dumpster behind the Krusty Krabs and he doesn’t know what it means. He asks Patrick who explains to him that it’s a fancy word and both of them start using it in every sentence they can. But when Mr. Krabs hears them he goes berserk and […]
Artist Unknown: Squidward is teaching an art class at the adult learning center in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob turns up as his only student. SpongeBob is a natural and Squidward crushes his spirit with all his criticism. SpongeBob leaves the class convinced he has no talent. When an art collector arrives moments …
Jellyfish Hunter: When money hungry Mr. Krabs discovers that customers love SpongeBob’s special jellyfish jelly Krabby Patty, he convinces Spongebob to bring him as many of the jellyfish as he can. Spongebob easily brings in herds of the gentle creatures and empties the entire jellyfish field, with the exception of his favorite one, Ol’ Buzzy. […]
The Fry Cook Games: The fast food Olympics are taking place and Krabs has entered SpongeBob to compete in all the events. As Patrick watches SpongeBob train, he decides he wants to play, too. SpongeBob explains to him that you have to actually work at a fast food place to enter. Patrick quickly gets a […]
Squid of Strike: Believing Mr. Krab is taking advantage, Squidward convinces naive SpongeBob to join with him and threaten Mr. Krabs with a strike. When Mr. Krabs fires them both, a frustrated Squidward tries to teach SpongeBob the art of picketing, but business only gets better for Mr. Krabs, and Squidward is forced to make […]
Sandy, SpongeBob & The Worm: A large worm is terrorizing Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob is terrified of it. Sandy thinks SpongeBob is chicken and drags him out into the wilderness to take the worm on. When they finally see the worm, it turns out SpongeBob was right – it’s ferocious. It chases Sandy and SpongeBob […]
The Algae’s Always Greener: Plankton has a new invention that allows him to switch lives with Mr. Krabs. He is so excited because once he has Mr. Krabs life, he will also have the Krabby Patty secret formula. He uses it and at the Krusty Krab is immediately assaulted with all of the headaches of […]
SpongeGuard on Duty: When Larry the Lobster is short one man for lifeguard duty, SpongeBob volunteers. Larry describes all the perks of the jobs: tanning, the chair, the whistle, the attention. What SpongeBob doesn’t get is that you have to be able to swim. SpongeBob takes the job and spends all his energy trying …
Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree and get inside. When Squidward happens by they tell him he can’t join the club because he wouldn’t fit in. Pissed, Squidward insists on joining the club. He climbs the tree and gets inside. The three of them are squeezed inside a tiny […]
My Pretty Seahorse: SpongeBob finds a stray sea horse and adopts it. When it comes time to go to work, SpongeBob can’t bear …
Just One Bite: When SpongeBob learns that Squidward has never actually tried a Krabby Patty, he becomes obsessed with the idea that Squidward must try it. He badgers Squidward until he gives in. When Squidward takes a bite, he pretends to hate the patty, but secretly he loves it. Alone, he craves another bite, but […]