I.R. Baboon

7:07

The Bad News Plastic Surgeons

Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.

7:08

Child Star

Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced’s (the Red Guy’s) new movie, “Pretty Little Girl”.

6:34

The Baboon’s Paw

After seeing a Monkey’s Paw sold in Chinatown, I.R. starts making wishes using the fingers of his hands.

14:33

Chicken in the Bathroom

Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.

14:36

The King and Queen of Cheese

Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (the Red Guy) become the king and queen of cheese.

6:34

I Am Clichéd

Weasel and I.R. star in Louie B. Bare’s (the Red Guy as a parody of Louis B. Mayer) “original” cartoon that actually contains classic cartoon clichés.

6:34

Weasel’s theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled “A Troo Storee”, despite the fact that it lowers peoples’ I.Q. level.

6:35

The Magnificent Motorbikini

Weasel and I.R. test out a new form of transport that’s half motorcycle, half bikini, with dramatic (and disastrous) results.

6:33

Law of Gravity

I.R. constantly makes changes to the Law of Gravity, much to the annoyance and disapproval of Weasel.

14:33

Red Butler

A butler named Hiney (the Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.

15:13

Time Machine

Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.

7:24

I.R. on Sun

Ignorant to Weasel’s warnings, I.R. attempts to become the first baboon on the sun.

7:05

The Cow and Chicken Blues

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

7:27

The Ugliest Weenie Epilogue

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

6:34

I.R. Pixie Fairie

Uncle Breezybum (The Red Guy) tells a story about Weasel, I.R. and pixie fairie versions of the same characters.

14:37

Cow and Chicken Reclining

While trying out Dad’s lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.

14:34

Intelligent Life?

Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.

6:52

Happy Baboon Holidays

I.R.’s Christmas celebrations go wrong when his family are thawed out at Weasel’s pent-house.

7:07

Dirty Laundry

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

14:35

Cow Loves Piles

Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

14:35

Yard Sale

A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased.

6:34

The Drinking Fountain of Youth

In a Christopher Columbus-like story, Weasel and I.R. set sail to find the Drinking Fountain of Youth.

6:53

My Friend, the Smart Banana

Weasel befriends an intellectual banana.

6:34

I Are Good Salesmans

Weasel attempts to stop I.R. and The Red Guy from selling wild fire and fire extinguishers respectively door-to-door.

6:35

I Am Bush Pilot

Weasel is an aircraft pilot, with I.R. as his co-pilot. Their job is to bring passengers upstream because of a dam, created by beavers, getting in the way. However, things go wrong when there’s too much weight aboard.

7:05

Chickens Don’t Fly

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

14:35

Lost at Sea

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

7:07

Fluffy the Anaconda

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

6:34

Fred: Last of the Idiots

Weasel and Baboon are on an expedition to capture a wild, dim-witted savage named Fred. When they manage to capture him, Weasel, however, cannot understand his unusual language.

7:05

The Big Move

Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they’ve had at their old house.

7:07

Meet Lance Sackless

Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).

14:34

Piano Lessons

The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.