Squid Wood: Rejected yet again by Squidward, SpongeBob decides that if he can’t hang with the real Squidward, he’ll make his own. So SpongeBob builds a ventriloquist dummy modeled after his favorite neighbor. At first Squidward is pleased that SpongeBob is distracted by this mini Squidward. But eventually everyone in town wants to spend time with the dummy preferring it over the real Squidward.